SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
I’m going to hell for this xD
I’M SORRY ALISTAIR!!!
forever reblog for respect.
This is amazing
I believe in people again
WELCOME TO ALLIANCE MILITARY DATABASE.
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION REQUESTED.
ESTABLISHING SECURE CONNECTION.
SECURE CONNECTION CONFIRMED.
This is the perfect Tumblr’s photoset.
Um, where is the BSG y’all? This will not stand.
AVENGER AND GOD OF THUNDER FUCK YES
oh damn. the last movie I watched was Coneheads…
Also Jaeger pilot. Excellent.
Also God of fucking Thunder!!
Idle rich glutton? Sure, I’ll take it. (The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.)
British Prime Minister it is. (Love Actually)
Schmuck TV Executive. (Scrooged)
Ryan, are you saying you need to be visited by 3 spirits of Christmas? I HAVE AN IDEA.
No murders, Doc.
Carrie, wait- I wanna see where this goes.
Need I remind you that AG does NOT have a bail fund?
I’m the Snow Queen now.
BRB freezing the summer forever.
I am Harry-fucking-Potter.
Oh for god’s sake, the last movie I watched was Shaun of the Dead.
LETS DO DIS
I guess I’m a serial murderer. Alas.
Apparently, I’ll be growing pot now.
*clears throat* I”M BATMAN.